Discreet Vaping and Smoking Gear for Stealthy Stoners

Are you looking for discreet ways to enjoy vaping or smoking cannabis? We have assembled this collection of devices from Discreet Smoker that will keep your use “Top Secret”!

Why would you want to be discreet in consuming cannabis? Because, as it stands, legalization in the United States is hit-and-miss. There is still no federal legalization and individual states vary from “fully legal” to “medical only” to “criminalized for any amount and reason.” Every time you cross a state border, the laws change.

Even if you live in a fully legalized state, many of you are in living situations where you’d rather not advertise your cannabis use to relatives and roommates, or you may not want your workplace to be aware of your lifestyle.

That’s why we’re assembling this list of discreet vaping and smoking supplies. True, we’ve featured small and compact devices before, but our focus here will be on devices that disguise themselves. Take your stealth smoking to a James Bond level!

Hamilton Devices Daypipe Dry Herb Pipe (link)

This is a dry herb pipe that’s five inches long and looks just like a tube of lipstick. You could easily drop this into your purse or handbag and nobody would be the wiser. Even if you leave it lying out in plain site, it doesn’t draw attention as anything other than a make-up item. When’s the last time you even looked twice at somebody’s nightstand junk?

Penjamin Cart Pen Discreet 510 Battery (link

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You’ve heard the term “oilpen” before – now take it literally with this 510 threaded vape cartridge battery disguised as a pen. The cartridge itself hides inside the pen body. Inconspicuous buttons control the vaping action. Most clever of all, it actually writes, too! Twist the end to write with it, should you need to prove that this is actually a pen. This should pass inspection anywhere, even if somebody else handles it. Just be careful if you’re the kind of person who’s always misplacing their pen.

Pulsar 510 DL Pipe Variable Voltage Cartridge Vape (link)

We’ve seen 510 batteries in pipe shapes before, but this is the first time we found one that conceals the cartridge within the pipe “stem.” It looks exactly like an ordinary tobacco pipe to any distant observer, but it’s still stylish enough to be classy on its own too. Pulsar also makes a “wizard pipe” model with a longer stem, just in case you want to vape discreetly at a Renaissance Fair.

Ronald Hump Dry Pipe (link)

While there are plenty of novelty glass pipes out there, we give this one stealth points because it disguises itself so well. The figure stands on its own feet, with the mouthpiece on top and the bowl on the back. From the front, it’s indistinguishable from any collectible figure. When not in use, you can leave it standing on a shelf next to other figurines and it will blend right in.

Citizen Hyde Lockable, Odor resistant Crossbody Bag (link)

For stealthy portable storage, this one is our pick for calling the least attention to itself. It’s a smell-proof bag that locks with a three-digit combination. Yet for all appearances, it’s a perfectly ordinary tote purse, something anybody’s mom might carry shopping. It’s just fashionable enough to be a believable accessory, and for that matter it makes a perfectly functional purse.

Hidden Smell Proof Stash Book Combo (link)

This is secret-agent-level stealth! A locking, odor-proof “book safe,” disguised as the The New English Dictionary. The locking mechanism is a three-digit combination. Inside is a roomy stash space for your valuables of any kind. The classic book disguise makes this an undetectable safe, blending into any bookshelf. Who looks twice at a dictionary?

Protect Your Privacy!

The current cannabis scene being what it is, sometimes it’s necessary to maintain a subterfuge. After all, it’s nobody’s business what you do in your free time. Stealthy cannabis accessories are worth the investment if you’d rather not announce your habits to people who don’t need to know. In the words of Gandalf, “keep it secret, keep it safe!”